couturierer: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge Wasn’t an option for me tho.
internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
giraffepoliceforce: If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
dirkkat: i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
Headed out to drink a couple beers with a friend back visiting from the east coast and possibly do some karaoke.