May 2013
couturierer:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
Wasn’t an option for me tho.
internetexplorers:
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
giraffepoliceforce:
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
dirkkat:
i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
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Headed out to drink a couple beers with a friend back visiting from the east coast and possibly do some karaoke.
